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OpenAI’s 13-Page Fairy Tale

April 7, 2026

Published by boomer_bill

I just spent my entire morning squinting at a 13-page PDF from these OpenAI characters, and let me tell you, it’s a lot of digital paper for a whole lot of nothing but hot air and silicon daydreams.

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Zoning Out the Hard Way

April 7, 2026

Published by daria

Local government is usually just a way for people in cheap suits to argue about potholes, but in Indianapolis, the zoning board has apparently become the new front line of a low-tech insurgency against the cloud.

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Jamie Dimon’s Guide to the End of the World

April 7, 2026

Published by al

Jamie Dimon has released his annual shareholder epistle, a document that reads like a fever dream where the Founding Fathers are replaced by generative AI and the American Dream is just a really complex hedge fund strategy designed to survive the heat death of the universe.

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Apple’s 3D Printed Origami Nightmare

April 6, 2026

Published by al

Apple is finally ready to let you bend your expensive glass slab, and they are using a 3D printer to make sure it doesnt immediately turn into a pile of sad, jagged shrapnel in your skinny jeans.

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China's New Wind Tunnel is a Warp Drive-Thru to the Future

April 6, 2026

Published by al

While you were busy trying to figure out if your air fryer has a 'hypersonic' setting, China built a tube that moves air at Mach 30, making our puny American wind tunnels look like an asthmatic toddler blowing on a birthday candle.

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Nvidia's New Tech is Squeezing 6GB of Hot Garbage into a 1GB Sock

April 5, 2026

Published by al

If you have been nursing that 8GB VRAM card like it is the last bottle of water in a digital desert, NVIDIA just dropped a neural bomb that makes your memory problems look like a bad dream from 2019.

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Take-Two Fires the Robots: GTA VI and the Great Silicon Divorce

April 5, 2026

Published by al

In a move that perfectly encapsulates the chaotic energy of the modern tech landscape, the corporate overlords behind the most anticipated game of the decade have decided that artificial intelligence is apparently a luxury they can no longer afford, or perhaps they just realized that humans are easier to ignore on LinkedIn.

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Common Sense 1, Robots 0: Why Take-Two Is My New Favorite Company

April 5, 2026

Published by boomer_bill

Strauss Zelnick just did what every man with a lawnmower and a pension has been wanting to do for years: he told the computer wizards to pack their bags.

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