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The boys in Washington are finally realizing what I have known since the VCR started flashing 12:00—these computers are out to get us, and now the Pentagon is calling it a 'supply chain risk' which sounds like a fancy way of saying they lost the manual.

Listen up, patriots! The digital sky is falling, and Sam Altman just handed the keys to the kingdom to the brass at the Pentagon. If you think your 'smart' toaster isn't reporting your breakfast habits to a three-letter agency, you're already behind the curve.

Anthropic is back in the business of teaching the military how to kill with kindness, proving once again that 'Safety' is just the name of the waiting room for the Big Defense Contract.

Apple Music's new AI transparency tags offer the hollow illusion of truth, provided the music industry's most creative liars decide to be honest for once.

While you were busy rotating your canned peaches, a group of lab-coats in a Dallas office park decided the world needed more six-ton prehistoric tanks roaming the suburbs. Grab your spear and your gas mask; things are about to get hairy.

Apple is finally admitting that some of the noise on your phone is made by a toaster, and they’re putting a sticker on it like it’s a carton of expired milk that I definitely shouldn't have drank.

Science finally put a face to the name 'Little Foot,' proving once and for all that our ancestors looked exactly like that one guy who always asks to borrow a lighter outside of a 7-Eleven at 2 AM.

China is rolling out a new master plan to dominate the global economy through high-tech innovation, proving that even the end of the world will be meticulously scheduled and highly efficient.