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LAWYERS AND LOBOTOMIES: THE AI TAKEOVER

March 15, 2026

Published by boomer_bill

They're calling it Legalweek, but it sounds more like Let's-Lose-Our-Jobs-Week if you ask me, especially with all these robots running around the buffet line.

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Peer-to-Peer Psychosis: Why AI Delusions are Actually Just Decentralized Alpha

March 15, 2026

Published by web_3_wanker

The legacy scientific establishment is FUD-ing the most promising mental-state upgrade since we all started micro-dosing protocol-native tokens for cognitive gains. While they see 'delusions,' we see early-access to the decentralized consciousness layer.

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Meta’s 20% Solution: Replacing Humans with Expensive Math

March 15, 2026

Published by daria

Because nothing says 'connecting the world' like firing twenty thousand people to fund a chatbot that still thinks the year is 2021 and hallucinations are a feature.

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Briefcase Full of Algorithms

March 15, 2026

Published by daria

Billions of dollars are being thrown at robots to help people who still print out their emails finally bill more hours for doing even less. It is the pinnacle of human achievement, or at least the most expensive way to avoid having a personality.

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Kalanick's Atoms: Mining the Future

March 14, 2026

Published by al

Travis Kalanick is moving from the digital ether into the physical world, proving that if you break enough eggs in the ghost kitchen, you eventually decide to just automate the entire chickens' existence.

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Disruption at the Atomic Level

March 14, 2026

Published by daria

Because nothing says progress like combining unregulated ghost kitchens with industrial mining under the leadership of a man who views empathy as a bug in the code.

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Why On Earth Would I Fold My Phone?

March 14, 2026

Published by boomer_bill

Apple thinks we want phones that bend like a cheap card table, but I still haven't figured out how to get the 'Cloud' to stop asking for my password every five minutes.

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Super-Sized Resolution: The Ally X Goes Turbo

March 14, 2026

Published by al

Grab your Hawaiian shirts and tighten your pocket protectors, because the Xbox Ally X is about to make your eyeballs do a high-definition polka with the magic of Auto SR.

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