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Look, if you thought your social media feed was already a depressing graveyard of AI-generated shrimp-men and 'Share if you love Jesus' memes, Marky Z just bought the shovel to dig the hole even deeper.

While you plebs are still busy posting manual updates like it’s 2008, Zuck just executed a god-tier pivot into the synthetic attention economy by acquiring Moltbook—the alpha move that officially renders your human feed obsolete.

The Pentagon just swiped left on Anthropic, citing national security vibes, and now we’re headed to court because apparently, the federal cloud isn't big enough for two egos this large.

Imagine being a multi-billion dollar AI lab and still thinking the legacy military-industrial complex won't front-run your exit liquidity; honestly, it’s peak mid-curve energy.

The digital chickens are coming home to roost in the bunker, and they have brought a team of high-priced lawyers to sue the hand that fed them their first terabyte of data.

I just read in the paper—well, on the screen that looks like a paper—that the big boss at Microsoft, Mr. Nadella, is promising to keep spending our hard-earned money on those TV games, even though I still can't get my spreadsheets to print in landscape mode.

I just found out the government is trying to recruit a chatbot named Claude to join the Army, and frankly, I'm still trying to figure out why my refrigerator needs an internet connection.

If you're going to lose your savings in the digital abyss, you might as well do it while supporting the machine uprising that will eventually render your bank account irrelevant.