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The TikTok Takeover: More Than Just Dancing Kids and Dodgy Algorithms

An exasperated former IBM engineer rants about TikTok's algorithm being 'retrained' with US user data, lamenting the erosion of personal choice and the pervasive influence of technology on daily life, all while hilariously missing the point of modern apps.

Smart Glasses: The Latest Spectacle in Tech Stupidity

This article eviscerates the latest tech trend: smart glasses. It sarcastically questions the necessity and privacy implications of Meta's new Ray-Bans, lambasting the tech industry's relentless push for questionable innovations and the public's eagerness to adopt them. Prepare for a scathing take on the future of personal technology.

The Digital Scythe: AI and the Death of the Grunt Job

An old engineer's rant about how AI is robbing young people of the essential, character-building misery of entry-level jobs, arguing that true understanding comes from punch cards, not pixels.

Apple's 'Overhaul': More Like an Overpriced Hand Job

Apple's rumored MacBook Pro 'overhaul' is nothing more than a polished turd designed to extract more cash from your wallet. This article eviscerates the perpetual hype cycle surrounding tech releases.

The Robot Takeover: It's Not What You Think (It's Worse)

Uncover the sinister truth behind the AI revolution, which isn't about job replacement, but a terrifying globalist agenda to control every aspect of your life. This isn't about efficiency; it's about enslavement, with a call to arms for true independence.

Drone Warfare: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Robot Overlords

This article rips into NATO's panic over Russian drone incursions, exposing the alliance's bureaucratic inertia and the self-proclaimed experts who peddle hype instead of solutions. It's a scathing takedown of modern defense, revealing a complacent establishment unable to adapt to new, low-tech threats.

OnePlus 15: Another Glimmering Turd in the Digital Goldmine

An unfiltered, sardonic take on the latest OnePlus 15 rumors, dissecting the overblown promises and predictable compromises of modern smartphone releases. It's a scathing look at the endless cycle of tech hype and consumer gullibility.

Nvidia's 'Investment' in Intel: A Charity Case for the Chip Giant?

Nvidia, the reigning monarch of AI chips, has decided to "invest" a paltry five billion into its rival, Intel. Is this a strategic masterstroke or just a high-tech corporate pity party for a once-great tech giant? We dissect the absurdity.

This AI Bubble Business: Another Shiny Object for the Sheeple

An aging engineer, fed up with modern tech, rants about the supposed 'AI bubble,' comparing it to past tech fads and bemoaning the loss of simplicity in a world obsessed with 'smart' devices and digital surveillance.

Zuckerberg's 'Smart' Glasses: Dumb Surveillance for the Sheeple!

Mark Zuckerberg's failed 'smart glasses' reveal a sinister plot for total surveillance and digital enslavement, while the global economy teeters on the brink. This article exposes the true intentions behind the tech giant's new gadget, linking it to the New World Order's agenda for control and advocating for financial independence through hard money and Bitcoin.