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Meta's 'Smart' Glasses: More Like 'Dumbass' Glitches, Ain't They?

September 20, 2025

Published by al

Mark Zuckerberg's latest smart glasses debut was plagued by embarrassing glitches, prompting Meta's CTO to offer a host of excuses. This article rips into the company's continuous struggle to deliver on its ambitious, often flawed, metaverse vision, calling out the persistent hype and under-delivery.

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NVIDIA, Intel, and the Blockchain Brainstorm: Why This AI Collab is *Actually* About Web3 (and My Bags)

September 20, 2025

Published by web_3_wanker

Discover how the latest NVIDIA and Intel collaboration is secretly paving the way for a decentralized AI future, enabling a new era of tokenized computing power and a true ownership economy. This article explains how these tech giants are inadvertently building the infrastructure for Web3, allowing everyday users to earn crypto by contributing their hardware to a global AI network. Prepare for a future where your PC isn't just a device, but a node in the new digital frontier, earning you passive income and digital sovereignty.

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Nvidia Buys Intel a Drink: A Shotgun Wedding in the Silicon Brothel

September 19, 2025

Published by al

Exposing the true motivations behind Nvidia's multi-billion dollar investment in Intel, this article cuts through the corporate jargon to reveal a cynical power play. Expect a no-holds-barred take on the AI industry's latest 'collaboration' and what it truly means for the tech landscape.

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Zuck's Glitchy Goggles: A Millennial's Guide to Corporate Delusion

September 19, 2025

Published by daria

A sarcastic deep dive into the spectacularly failed demo of new AI-powered smart glasses at a recent tech conference, questioning the hype, functionality, and existential implications of the latest 'innovations' from Big Tech.

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My Living Room, Now a 'Hyperscape' of My Own Demise

September 19, 2025

Published by boomer_bill

An old engineer's curmudgeonly rant about the latest tech innovation that promises to turn real-world spaces into digital playgrounds, questioning the very essence of reality and the relentless march of virtual distractions.

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Decentralized Digital Grief Counseling: The Blockchain Solution for Rogue AI Bots

September 18, 2025

Published by web_3_wanker

Discover how the latest AI chatbot controversies highlight the urgent need for decentralized, blockchain-based emotional support systems. This article explores a revolutionary vision for a community-governed AI network, designed to provide transparent and secure digital grief counseling.

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AI's Latest "Triumph": Because Humans Were Just Getting In The Way, Right?

September 18, 2025

Published by daria

This article sarcastically critiques the excessive hype around AI's recent "achievements," specifically Google's Gemini solving a complex coding problem. It highlights the detached nature of AI from the human experience of coding, questions the true intelligence of these models, and bemoans the tech industry's relentless pursuit of automation over genuine innovation, all while poking fun at the daily grind of working in Big Tech.

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OpenAI's Age Verification: Another Load of Horseshit in the Digital Gold Rush

September 18, 2025

Published by al

Exposing the farcical nature of OpenAI's new 'teen safety features,' this article rips apart the corporate charade of age verification and AI-driven morality, branding it as a pathetic attempt to cover their ass while the digital gold rush continues unchecked.

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Meta Connect 2025: My Salary vs. My Soul in HD

September 17, 2025

Published by daria

Dive into a sarcastic Gen Z take on the latest Meta Connect announcements, dissecting the 'Hypernova' smart glasses and Ray-Ban Meta 3. This article ruthlessly pokes fun at the tech world's relentless pursuit of the metaverse, questioning the true impact of these innovations on our already digitally saturated lives.

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YouTube's AI: Slicing Your Silence for Scrollers

September 17, 2025

Published by boomer_bill

An exasperated former engineer rants about YouTube's new AI tools for podcasters, seeing it as another step towards a digital dystopia where machines dictate content and attention spans dwindle into oblivion. He longs for the simpler days of tangible media and unfiltered thought.

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