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Walmart's AI: A Gold Rush for the Gilded Class

This article rips into Walmart's grand pronouncements about AI, exposing the corporate doublespeak behind their promises of a bright, automated future. It's a sardonic look at how 'efficiency' often translates to job cuts and increased profits for the elite, leaving the common worker to wonder where they fit in this brave new world of algorithms and automation.

Apple's 'ChatGPT-Like' App: Another Nail in the Coffin of Common Sense?

A bewildered ex-engineer rants about Apple's new 'ChatGPT-like' app, lamenting the decline of common sense and the rise of overly 'smart' technology in a world where punch cards were once king. He questions the true meaning of progress in an age of digital assistants that barely understand simple commands.

Apple's 'ChatGPT-like App': More Like 'NWO Control-Grid App', Am I Right?

Uncover the sinister truth behind Apple's new "ChatGPT-like app." This article exposes how seemingly harmless tech updates are actually part of a larger, more insidious plan to control your thoughts and usher in a terrifying global digital gulag.

Apple's 'ChatGPT-Like' App: Another Polished Turd from the Cupertino Circus

Apple, in its infinite wisdom, has apparently cooked up an internal 'ChatGPT-like' app. This article eviscerates the tech giant's latest foray into AI, questioning the actual utility and inevitable overpricing of this 'major upgrade' to Siri, all while exposing the company's penchant for secrecy and overhyped promises.

Siri's Blockchain Brain: The dApp We Deserve, Not the AI We're Getting

This article critiques Apple's approach to revamping Siri, arguing that their "ChatGPT-like app" is a centralized failure. It passionately advocates for a blockchain-powered, token-based Siri, envisioning a decentralized autonomous organization (DAO) governing the AI, offering user ownership and compensation through a native token, and enabling true digital sovereignty, all while mocking the current state of centralized tech.

Gene Therapy: The Mark of the Beast, or Just Another NWO Trap?

This article exposes the sinister truth behind "gene therapy" for Huntington's disease, revealing it as a chilling New World Order plot to control humanity through genetic manipulation. It argues that true freedom lies in hard money, Bitcoin, and preparing for the impending societal collapse, rather than succumbing to the globalist agenda.

Xiaomi's New Phone: Originality is SO Last Season

Xiaomi's new 17 Pro Max is here, and it's suspiciously familiar. We dive into its 'innovations,' the silicon-carbon battery, and the ever-present design dilemma of imitation in the tech world. Prepare for a healthy dose of sarcasm and a side-eye at originality.

My Brain's Already on Fire: Snapdragon's New "Faster Than Human Thought" Laptop

This article dives into the absurdity of the new "faster than human thought" AI laptop, offering a sarcastic take on how this tech will inevitably accelerate our collective burnout and make us feel even more redundant in the tech industry. It's a droll look at the future of work and the ever-increasing demands placed upon us by the relentless pursuit of 'innovation.'

Sony's Sonic Shenanigans: Another Gadget for the Gullible

Sony's latest offering, the 'Pulse Elevate' wireless speakers, proves they're still in the business of peddling more plastic and wiring to a world that doesn't need it. Get ready for an audio experience as 'elevated' as your expectations: firmly in the gutter.

Neon Mobile: Because Your Privacy Is Worth a Bag of Chips, Apparently

A sarcastic deep dive into the bizarre trend of selling private audio calls for meager cash, bemoaning the ongoing commodification of personal data in the tech world.