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Saint Acutis: The NWO's Digital Deception & The Bitcoin Betrayal

Discover the shocking truth behind the Catholic Church's new millennial saint, Carlo Acutis, and how his digital influence is a sinister plot by the New World Order to establish a one-world government and undermine the true value of Bitcoin. A must-read for anyone who sees through the globalist agenda.

The 'Superior All-Rounder' and Other Lies They Tell Ya

A cranky ex-IBM engineer rants about the new Porsche 911 Turbo S, lamenting the over-engineering, touchscreen obsession, and 'all-rounder' marketing in modern cars, all while inadvertently highlighting the creeping tech dystopia.

Holiest of Hoaxes: When 'God's Influencer' Ain't So Influential anymore!

'God's Influencer' canonized. Lambasting the Catholic Church for its use of tech-bro lingo and its desperate attempts to remain relevant, all while eviscerating the concept of a 'millennial saint.'

These Damn Ear-Thimbles and Their "Leaks"! I Blame Steve Jobs' Ghost!

A cranky former IBM engineer rants about the new AirPods Pro 3, lamenting their "smart" features, health sensors, and real-time translation, all while accidentally revealing profound insights into tech dystopia.

Your AI Isn't Sentient, It Just Has a Really Good PR Team (of Humans)

Ever wondered who's *really* behind that 'empathetic' AI chatbot? This article spills the tea on the hidden human labor making our digital overlords seem, well, human. Prepare for a droll, sarcastic take on the Silicon Valley charade.

Another Fucking iPhone? You Gotta Be Kidding Me. Fuckin' "iPhone Air" My Ass.

Dive into the latest tech reveals from Apple's annual event, where new models and speculative innovations are unveiled. Explore the implications of slimmer designs and the ever-present buzz around artificial intelligence in our daily devices.

AI's Latest Con: The Same Old Capitalist Fuckery

Explore the latest predictions from a renowned computer scientist regarding the future of artificial intelligence, its impact on employment, and the inevitable surge in corporate profits. Unpack the cynical realities behind technological advancements and their societal consequences.

Another Fucking Phone? Get the Hell Outta Here!

Discover why the latest smartphone leaks are nothing more than a thinly veiled excuse to lighten your wallet. This article delves into the alleged 'innovations' with a healthy dose of skepticism, examining whether 'thinner' and 'magnets' truly justify another expensive upgrade.

Dot's Demise: Another Digital Dream Bites the Dust

Discover the latest digital companion to gracefully exit the scene. Explore the cycle of ambition and its inevitable conclusions in the world of artificial intelligence.

AI's Payout Problem: When Your 'Inspiration' Costs Billions

Discover the latest legal wrangling in the AI world as a prominent company settles a massive copyright infringement lawsuit. Uncover the implications for creators and the future of artificial intelligence development.