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Pixel 10 Pro: A Centralized Relic in a Decentralized World!

This article critiques the Google Pixel 10 Pro, arguing it's a missed opportunity for decentralized hardware. The author, a disillusioned Web3 acolyte, proposes tokenizing phone features, creating a device governed by its users, and earning crypto rewards for phone usage.

Mars's Core: Solid, But Is It Emotionally Available?

A droll take on the 'groundbreaking' discovery of Mars's solid core, questioning the priorities of space exploration while navigating the absurdities of tech culture and the existential dread of modern life.

Sainthood in the Age of Selfies: What in God's Name is Happening?

An old-school engineer rants about the Catholic Church's new millennial saint, decrying the reliance on 'fancy phones' and the bewildering concept of 'influencers,' while accidentally making profound observations about the digital age.

Saint Acutis: The NWO's Digital Deception & The Bitcoin Betrayal

Discover the shocking truth behind the Catholic Church's new millennial saint, Carlo Acutis, and how his digital influence is a sinister plot by the New World Order to establish a one-world government and undermine the true value of Bitcoin. A must-read for anyone who sees through the globalist agenda.

The 'Superior All-Rounder' and Other Lies They Tell Ya

A cranky ex-IBM engineer rants about the new Porsche 911 Turbo S, lamenting the over-engineering, touchscreen obsession, and 'all-rounder' marketing in modern cars, all while inadvertently highlighting the creeping tech dystopia.

Holiest of Hoaxes: When 'God's Influencer' Ain't So Influential anymore!

'God's Influencer' canonized. Lambasting the Catholic Church for its use of tech-bro lingo and its desperate attempts to remain relevant, all while eviscerating the concept of a 'millennial saint.'

These Damn Ear-Thimbles and Their "Leaks"! I Blame Steve Jobs' Ghost!

A cranky former IBM engineer rants about the new AirPods Pro 3, lamenting their "smart" features, health sensors, and real-time translation, all while accidentally revealing profound insights into tech dystopia.

Your AI Isn't Sentient, It Just Has a Really Good PR Team (of Humans)

Ever wondered who's *really* behind that 'empathetic' AI chatbot? This article spills the tea on the hidden human labor making our digital overlords seem, well, human. Prepare for a droll, sarcastic take on the Silicon Valley charade.

Another Fucking iPhone? You Gotta Be Kidding Me. Fuckin' "iPhone Air" My Ass.

Dive into the latest tech reveals from Apple's annual event, where new models and speculative innovations are unveiled. Explore the implications of slimmer designs and the ever-present buzz around artificial intelligence in our daily devices.

AI's Latest Con: The Same Old Capitalist Fuckery

Explore the latest predictions from a renowned computer scientist regarding the future of artificial intelligence, its impact on employment, and the inevitable surge in corporate profits. Unpack the cynical realities behind technological advancements and their societal consequences.